If GoT Characters Had To Choose Their Cuppa Tea…!

In the well-renowned HBO series Game of Thrones, the only tea you are familiar with is Moon Tea. Lethal, yet something that is to be consumed in private. What a waste of such an elixir if it can’t be shown off. But, if given a choice to showcase other beverages in this ‘cut-throat throne competition’ than just wine, George R. R. Martin will be stuck in a dilemma in order to choose the suitable drink for each of his creations.

So after religiously following the addictive series for 6 long years, we studied some of the characters and selected these personal favorite teas especially for them. Who knows, even they may not mind having a Cup of Tea or kettle a day.

White tea- Lady Olenna Tyrell

Rare, fine, pure and a soothing beverage that changes your whole mood after consumption. Just like the Lady of Highgarden, who is been molded into a woman of substance today. Or yesterday (spoiler alert). Buy White tea online here.

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Peppermint tea- Jon Snow

Because peppermint gives more energy to get back to work, one can have it to wake up from a deep sleep 😉 and it also works as an anti inflammatory ingredient. If you know where we’re hinting 😉

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Clove tea- Tywin Lannister

If this had some clove tea before dying on his death seat, he could have avoided such a sh*tty death. Clove tea is good for your stomach if you didn’t know that.

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Green tea- Daenerys Targaryen

Look at the Junglefire-like popularity of green tea nowadays. The way it is taking over the world single-handedly, is commendable just like the mother of dragons. It is good for health, comes with a breath of fresh air, an oldest recipe that is now coming back to claim the throne. Buy Green tea online here.

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Oolong tea- Ser Jorah Mormont

Because oolong helps to alleviate skin conditions, this could help him. If he received plenty of it at the caravan of Khaleesi only, he wouldn’t have to go to find a cure and go through such a pain…..let’s spare you from further spoilers.

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Black tea- Brienne of Tarth

The lady kicked many, let’s say butts, that she definitely needs instant energy boost to kick some more. And what is better than a cuppa black tea? Buy Black Tea Online here.

Masala tea- Tyrion Lannister

It has everything. Means everything. From spices to sweetness, hot substance to expert’s insight. You name it and Tyrion-Masala-Chai-Lannister has it. And mind you, it’s uniqueness is not everyone’s cup of tea.

Lemon tea- Cersei Lannister

Lemon tea comes for angry heads and we know who certainly needs a dose or two. The lady is always on fire that her ‘sour’ thoughts and cruel intentions (not of lemon tea though) extend to the point of killing the person from inside first. If she starts taking some lemon tea today, she may actually calm her nerves a bit and who knows, ride a dragon or something. Buy Lemon Tea Online here.

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Rose tea- Catelyn Stark

All the ladylikeness and sophisticated mannerism of Catelyn Stark perfectly suits the rose flavoured tea. Her strong character kept her adamant just like rose thorns, until she agreed to certain things and…bad things happened. Buy Rose tea online here https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/3/3c/Catelyn_stark.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140408040630

Vanilla tea- Arya Stark

Arya is still learning while possessing the innocence and maintaining her own taste, just like vanilla flavoured tea. If you have different kind of preferences when it comes to try new things, this is your next big hit. Buy Vanilla Tea Online here

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Herbal tea- Varys

We could have assigned this medicinal treat to grand Maester Qyburn, but herbal tea has optimistic effect and can’t suit evil intentions, so yeah, Varys. He’s no grand maester, agreed, but the man has some honest qualities that sets him apart from others. Buy Herbal Tea Online here

Cinnamon Tea- Melisandre

The spicy cup of tea that seems full of energy and symbolizes being near spiritual energy, just like the red woman. Perfect around autumn! Buy Cinnamon Tea online here.

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Ginger tea- Bran Stark

After all the travelling, all that “knowing everything” might make the teenager somewhat nauseated and listless. And hey, you never know, the three eyed raven might have had some already.

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Lavender tea- Petyr Baelish

The soothing beverage can be taken when one needs to sleep and this Littlefinger guy, he needs to sleep, deep sleep. He must be exhausted with all the planning, plotting, politics and running his brain whenever it was not necessary, so please have a cuppa lavender tea and have another when you wake up.

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Lemongrass tea- Sansa Stark

This one is perfect to keep a person away from depression and we need her to stay optimistic and stand strong, and to some extent unbowed, unbent, unbroken.

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Kashimiri Kahwa tea- Ygritte

Because, duhh, stereotyping! She comes from the extreme north, beyond the wall, and has something inexplicably charming about her that even Jon Snow breaks his vow of celibacy. Buy Kashmiri Kahwa Tea online here.

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Ginseng tea- Theon Greyjoy

A perfect cure for his kind of dysfunctions, over which even he has no control. Poor fellow. Ginseng could have helped the guy in that particular matter but hypertension, Crohn’s disorder, and anxiety are some more evils that this tea can kill.

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Milky sweet tea- Margaery Tyrell

Margaery’s best characteristic is one and only, sugar coated everything. A big no for old diabetic people but those young ones who like more sugar in their tea than milk, may go for this subtle looking surprise.

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Ice tea- Knight King

Stereotyping, again! But hey, what else do you expect the heartbeat stopping and brainfreezing creature to match with? The more he consume it, the more his stomach get filled and more pressure starts building. This might keep him running and busy all day.

 

Feeling connected to any of these? Wanna have your character’s perfect cup of tea right now? Thanks to the Online Tea Shopping, from where you can order your GoT flavoured tea. Have your cup of tea and dive deep in the tranquili-tea.

 

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